POSTER: "Lean on your best friend for the $50 he owes you. But don't lean on the subway doors. It's dangerous--you block other people."MTA, we need to talk.
You need to get over this "best friend" of yours. I know, I know. He promised that you guys would get to hang out. Promised that you guys would be together from Coney Island to City Island. But, MTA. He isn't giving you your money back.
MTA, he's not coming back.
So, you have to stop taking this out on us. So many millions of commuters try hard to love you. We know you're serious about saftey. So, if it means that much to you, please, take the $50 bucks. C'mon. Take it. Go on. TAKE IT. You big lug. We love you. Atta' boy.
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